Kindle Edition Ý Royal Wedding eBook ñ

Kindle Edition  Ý Royal Wedding eBook ñ From theNew York Times bestselling author of the Princess Diaries series, comes the very first adult installment, which follows Princess Mia and her Prince Charming as they plan their fairy tale wedding but a few poisoned apples could turn this happily ever after into a royal nightmareFor Princess Mia, the past five years since college graduation have been a whirlwind of activity, what with living in New York City, running her new teen community center, being madly in love, and attending royal engagements And speaking of engagements Mia s gorgeous longtime boyfriend Michael managed to clear both their schedules just long enough for an exotic and very private Caribbean island interlude where he popped the question Of course Mia didn t need to consult her diary to know that her answer was a royal ouiBut now Mia has a scandal of majestic proportions to contend with Her grandmother s leaked fake wedding plans to the press that could cause even normally calm Michael to become a runaway groom Worse, a scheming politico is trying to force Mia s father from the throne, all because of a royal secret that could leave Genovia without a monarch Can Mia prove to everyone especially herself that she s not only ready to wed, but ready to rule as well I CAN T WAIT MY BODY IS READY I CAN T WAIT MY BODY IS READY This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers To view it, click here EDIT 1 6 2015 Just a friendly reminder this comes out tomorrow GETITGETITGETITGETITGETIT.Buddy read with the fabulous AlyNow grab the bag and get downstairs Are you even dressed The clock is ticking, Thermopolis The jet leaves from Teterboro at eleven Jet He s hired a private jet Who does he think he is all of a sudden, Christian Grey I am not okay with this I m not some shy virginal college student who only owns one shirtSomeday when I m old and incontinent, I m going to be EDIT 1 6 2015 Just a friendly reminder this comes out tomorrow GETITGETITGETITGETITGETIT.Buddy read with the fabulous AlyNow grab the bag and get downstairs Are you even dressed The clock is ticking, Thermopolis The jet leaves from Teterboro at eleven Jet He s hired a private jet Who does he think he is all of a sudden, Christian Grey I am not okay with this I m not some shy virginal college student who only owns one shirtSomeday when I m old and incontinent, I m going to be shaking my cane at kids who re reading about bedazzled mummies or sexy okami and yelling, Meg Cabot is the Queen of YA Queen, ya little shit Now get meporridge The Princess Diaries is what got me into YA in the first place I grew up with Mia s obsession with her A cup boobs, attending royal functions, witnessing her mom marry her Algebra teacher, snagging Michael and losing him five books later , battle depression, and her ultimate happy ending Forever Princess remains my favorite Princess Diaries book to date.In this installment, which I firmly believe is a bridge to ease readers into From the Notebooks of a Middle School Princess, Mia is twenty six, working full time and about to get married to Michael Moscovitz But because Grandmere is a nightmare who can forget Helen and Frank s supposed wedding and the paparazzi like being paparazzi, there are complicationsIs Michael Moscovitz the world s greatest lover YES says sex mad Princess Mia, declares the cover of this week s InTouch.Michael s dad thought this was so hilarious, he bought dozens of copies to give to his friends and even his patients Michael s asked him to stop, but his dad won t listen You really expect me not to buy this Dr Moscovitz asked My son is the world s greatest lover It says so right here Of course I m going to buy thisOh, and Mia s long lost sister isn t the only bombshell in Royal Wedding Not by a long shot.Mia s all grown up, too I m constantly amazed at how Meg can write Mia as a 14 year old in book one and 26 here, yet still have Mia be quintessentially Mia Worrywart, Greenpeace loving MiaAm I doing so many public events these days that they ve begun to blur Am I slipping into early onset dementia How early does early onset dementia begin, and what are the symptoms besides forgetting where my clothing comes from Is one of the symptoms a twitching eyelidAnd Michael Le sigh MichaelThe part of the press release about me asking your father s permission to marry you was true well, partly true, anyway I didn t ask permission I knew you wouldn t like that, it s sexist You re not your father s property.I spoke to your mother too because she played an even bigger role in raising youKeep your vampires, werewolves, and aliens That s the fictional boyfriend I want.If you haven t read The Princess Diaries yet, what the hell are you waiting for Go to your nearest library and ask for my girl Mia Thermopolis Go And get me some prune juice while you re at it ARC provided by Edelweiss. Aah well Another Princess Diaries book I honestly expected Forever Princess to be the last one, as it gave a nice closure to each and every character But I wasn t going to complain over another Princess Diaries, one of my favourites growing up It was supposed to be a pleasant, magical trip down memory lane..Which it wasn t.So what went wrong Well, almost everything See, when I pick up a book which has an adult protagonist, I expect the protag to behave like an adult After 8 years, you w Aah well Another Princess Diaries book I honestly expected Forever Princess to be the last one, as it gave a nice closure to each and every character But I wasn t going to complain over another Princess Diaries, one of my favourites growing up It was supposed to be a pleasant, magical trip down memory lane..Which it wasn t.So what went wrong Well, almost everything See, when I pick up a book which has an adult protagonist, I expect the protag to behave like an adult After 8 years, you would expect neurotic, hypochondriac Mia to tone it down a bit, but she s every bit as crazy she was as a teenager Her friends are even worse Are we really expected to believe that Mia is in touch with ALL her high school friends, who, incidentally, haven t changed even slightly view spoiler case in point Lana saying bitch all the time, and planning ever crazy bachelorette parties You think becoming a mother would have drilled some sense into that woman hide spoiler And what about her college experience Two or three lines in the whole story about Sarah Lawrence, and a passing mention of two college mates who roomed with her The worst part about the novel was the introduction of Olivia Grace ANOTHER kid who doesn t know she s a princess And to keep it hidden from everyone for 12 years That s super low, even for testicular cancer stricken Philip Honestly, if I found out that view spoiler I had a little sister, and that my dad had hidden her from me for 12 years, I would be flipping out I would be FOAMING MAD , like, WHY WHY WHY didn t you tell me before, I NEED AN EXPLANATION NOW EARS FUMING so the completely non reactionary antics of Mia and her grandmother were kinda anti climactic.Moreover, after 12 years of being a princess, and numerous incidents with the press, I thought Mia would know better than to act the hero by rescuing her sister All that time, I kept thinking she could ve sent Lily Or Tina But oh no, she had to go herself and make EVERYONE discover her sister s identity The story about Olivia s mother was also not expounded upon, but I find it hard to believe that Philip loved another woman as much as Mia s mother And Mia Twins Really Can this BE anypredictable hide spoiler The only good thing in this entire book was Michael.And what I disliked, mainly Mia s immaturity, the absence of any real conflict, half handed plot points, the antagonists JP AGAIN, REALLY This book was written with the sole intention of introducing a new character, Olivia Grace, to make way for a new YA series In that, it has succeeded but of its own standing, this story hath no heart Maybe, instead of writing a new Princess Diaries book, Meg Cabot should have straight away introduced Olivia Grace in a new book, with things from her POV Would ve been infinitelyinteresting to read Alrighty, this one is for Cabot s fans of her young adult series The Princess Diaries I am one of those aforementioned fans Love those books Yes, all 10 of them.They re just cute, sweet, funny, andwell, what else do you need So, they start out with a 14 year old Mia learning that she s heir to the Genovian throne, and then follow her through the years as she grows from a gawky girl to a beautiful princess Anyway, fans like me were thrilled to find out that Cabot was writing another bo Alrighty, this one is for Cabot s fans of her young adult series The Princess Diaries I am one of those aforementioned fans Love those books Yes, all 10 of them.They re just cute, sweet, funny, andwell, what else do you need So, they start out with a 14 year old Mia learning that she s heir to the Genovian throne, and then follow her through the years as she grows from a gawky girl to a beautiful princess Anyway, fans like me were thrilled to find out that Cabot was writing another book about Mia, and especially excited to find out that this one was for adults Wheeee But it s not really adult adult, because this is probably the cleanest adult novel I ve read in FOREVER As in, no cursing and no sex.Well, Mia Michael have sex But it s off page, and alluded to like there are kids in the roomif you know what I mean Which isfine, because it sort of keeps with the theme of the other books Anyway, the romance part is very sweetly done They re a loving couple with a good sense of humor, and I thoroughly enjoyed reading about them.As you probably guess from the title, this one centers around her wedding to Micheal, but that s not the only BIG news Plenty of other potentially disastrous extremely interesting things happen, and Mia handles them all with her typical flair.It s also still told in diary form Mia once again picks up her pen to write, only this time, it s because her doctor thinks it may help her relieve stress that s causing her eye to twitch.More than likely, twitchy eye is due to her grandmotherjust sayin For those of you who have only watched the movies, Julie Andrews character is NOTHING like the smoking, boozing, offensive grandmother in the books I love her so much Anyhoo, I don t want to spoil anything for anyone who wants to read this one, but I will say that all the old familiar faces do show up Lilly, Tina, JP, Boris to name a few And there will be a new face that pops up, as well So If you ve been dying to know what happens to Mia next, I really think you re gonna enjoy the hell out of this one Also reviewed for I CAN T BELIEVE IT S OVER I WANT MORE I NEEEEEED MORE A lot of readers when asked what books first got them into reading will say Harry Potter or Twilight but for me it was The Princess Diaries when I was 12 years old It was an experience that I remember till this day, 9 years later, it got me hooked and never let me go I ve read and reread these books so many times that I have lost count years ago So you can imagine my excitement when I heard that Meg was releasing a new one, I think I actually squealed and started going Oh my God, oh my God, A lot of readers when asked what books first got them into reading will say Harry Potter or Twilight but for me it was The Princess Diaries when I was 12 years old It was an experience that I remember till this day, 9 years later, it got me hooked and never let me go I ve read and reread these books so many times that I have lost count years ago So you can imagine my excitement when I heard that Meg was releasing a new one, I think I actually squealed and started going Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God non stop hahahaOkay, so this time around we see a 26 year old Mia and what really impressed me is how Meg managed to make her the same Mia we were used to, just a decade older, that quirky personality and hypochondriac to the core hahahah And the gang They re all there Some have a future that I did not expect, like Boris o.O, did not see that coming And oh my God the interactions involving Lily and a certain someone were hilarious view spoiler I totally ship it Larly, Liars or MosLars, whatever you wanna call it, as you can see I m no good in creating shipping names haha hide spoiler And Michael, oh Michael you need a paragraph just for you He was amazing as always and hilarious, he made me laugh so many times in this book, there were the medical tips for twitching eyelids, all that smoke and silly proudness of being a hooligan For me, he was the star, I kept wanting forandscenes with him and trust me, there are plenty, just not enough, never enough.Meg gave us fans something we always wished for but never dared to dream So thank you, thank you so much Oh Meg, thank you, thank you so much for this amazing book that exceeds all expectations, something us fans all hoped for but never dared to dream Review to come.I m kind ve in a state of shock right now, Edelweiss just approved me for an ARC, I think my arms actually flailed for a moment there.May 3rd 2014I CAN T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE EXCITED FOR A BOOK IN MY ENTIRE LIFE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD 4.5 starsCan t believe that this series is over I really really liked this book but it maybe had a little TOO much going on That s the only reason why I took away half a star I loved getting to see Mia all grown up and getting married I loved finding out where all her high school buddies were at and who were still together and all that There was talk that there MAY be another Princess Diaries adult book and I really hope that s true I d read books about Mia forever. wipes away tears Damn, this was brilliant BRILLIANT I hadn t realised how much I d missed the series until I started reading this book And boy, was it good Everything a fan could ve wanted Full review to come closer to the release date YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELLO CHILDHOODI MISSED YOUR FACE wipes away tears Damn, this was brilliant BRILLIANT I hadn t realised how much I d missed the series until I started reading this book And boy, was it good Everything a fan could ve wanted Full review to come closer to the release date YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELLO CHILDHOODI MISSED YOUR FACE An Electronic Advanced Reader Copy was provided by the publisher via Edelweiss for review.Mia is now twenty six years old She s come far from her teen years and has proven to be a wonderful princess of Genovia She has wonderful supportive friends, a job she loves, a loving but meddling family and Michael, her high school sweetheart Then she finds out something about her father that could change her life forever I pretty much devoured this one Written in a diary style, it includes written di An Electronic Advanced Reader Copy was provided by the publisher via Edelweiss for review.Mia is now twenty six years old She s come far from her teen years and has proven to be a wonderful princess of Genovia She has wonderful supportive friends, a job she loves, a loving but meddling family and Michael, her high school sweetheart Then she finds out something about her father that could change her life forever I pretty much devoured this one Written in a diary style, it includes written diary entries in Mia s narrative style There s also snippets from newspapers, Internet articles and my favourite one of all text messages So many funny bits, I couldn t help but laugh out loud Not only does Meg Cabot get into the heart and soul of her main character, but she also gives sunny personalities to the secondary characters Mia s two best friends have been there from the beginning and I love how different they each are yet they are both so supportive and loving towards Mia Lily and Tina are just the best fictional friends you could ask for Then there s Michael who is still the smartest, yet very wily and flirty at the same time His emoii stories made me laugh out loud too Can I also say how romantic his proposal to Mia was AHH SO CUTE swoons I don t know if I should comment about Mia s Grandmere because some of the things she said made me angry, but I have to remind myself she s also fictional.Reading Royal Wedding brought me back to my teen years and I loved every minute of it If you haven t read this series yet, give it a go..I know you ll laugh out loud as much as I did.RATING 5 5QUOTES I don t know what s happening to me I lie when I should tell the truth, and tell the truth when I lie 4 Honestly, what good is owning a castle if the person you love doesn t want to share it with you 13 You would think that in the enlightened era in which we live, a single girl could have a boyfriend and a career and also a healthy sex life without getting called names 55 We need to have a relaxing weekend away from orange throwing Genovians and your insane family 92 Grandm re believes that Ron Weasley, not Voldemort, is the villain of the Harry Potter series 163 Did your brain skip out through your vagina along with the baby when you gave birth 223 However much they re paying teachers these days, it is not enough Middle schoolers are animals 295

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